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The Songtopsy Report

Aug 19, 2019

For our 100th episode we tackle the one song that has the most empirical, measurable evidence of how bad it is ever written. Along with this damning information Steve relates the story of the time Bieber abandoned his pet monkey at a German airport, Nick relates the story of his first love, and Mike gives his dad some...


Jul 29, 2019

It's one of the most covered (and hated) songs about a soggy cake ever recorded, and it was recorded by one of the greatest actors of the 20th century possibly while he was completely plastered. We dissect this "baroque pop" classic from the late 60's on this week's episode and attempt to definitively answer WHO,...


Jul 15, 2019

That moment when Sisqó fell to his knees in 1999 and BEGGED to be shown 'that thong' was a watershed moment for all of us, and 20 years after it was first released we break down what exactly Sisqó was trying to say with lyrics like "dumps like a truck."

*Slight correction*: while Sisqó was 19 when he first wrote the...


Jul 4, 2019

What better way to celebrate America's independence than with an upbeat, country-music propaganda war anthem! We dissect Toby Keith's preposterously patriotic banger on this week's super-American episode.

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Jun 24, 2019

Mental health is definitely an issue that can be appropriately broached in a kooky novelty song, at least according to the 60's. We dive into this terrifying one-hit-wonder that started from a guy tinkering with a Variable Frequency Oscillator and ended in madness, and along the way Mike compares and contrasts his...