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The Songtopsy Report

Jan 29, 2018

You’ve heard this song, and you definitely remember the photo slideshow of your middle-school classmates that was playing in the school auditorium while you heard it. We dissect this always-popular-in-May classic and along the way reveal Vitamin C’s current day job at Nickelodeon (definitely not at the Green Slime...


Jan 22, 2018

Reprehensible child/rapper Lil Pump is a new star who's currently hotter than a dumpster fire, and we look into his hit song "Gucci Gang" to attempt to figure out why. Along the way we sift through Instagram videos of him behaving like an absolute monster, dissect his soulful lyrics that include gems of poetry such as...


Jan 15, 2018

Current Miley Cyrus father and former relevant country musician Billy Ray Cyrus released 2 songs that could be seen as the saddest metaphorical bookmarks to a music career ever. We look into the origins of the original country hit, and then look into the unholy hick-hop follow-up that BRC chose to release onto an...


Jan 8, 2018

Prepare to be left shaken…AND stirred as we go through the worst theme songs from the legendary film serious about a mass murdering, one-liner-dropping, almost definitely sociopathic M16 agent. Stay tuned through the end as we (just like we suspect the writers did) create Bond action scenes by starting with an idiom...


Jan 1, 2018

We figured there’s no better way to ring in 2018 than by dissecting the aggressive-sex-crazed lyrics to a hit Dancehall Reggae song performed by a musician currently serving a life sentence for murder! Along the way we also discuss some of Vybz Kartel’s other businesses he had and we unearth some other...