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The Songtopsy Report

Mar 26, 2018

In 2005 Burger King would do anything, including forming a fake Slipknot-knockoff band made up of Canadian felons, to sell you on their new chicken fries. We dive into the one band more artificially manufactured than the fast food they were trying to sell and along the way unearth their “band bio,” and come up with...


Mar 19, 2018

Brooklyn rapper/magical unicorn/murderous clown 6ix9ine is one of the hottest new rappers around, and his hit song GUMMO will definitely have you saying “I certainly don’t understand why that’s the case.” We dive into his questionable lyrics, his criminal past, and his Slovakian (seriously) Youtube channel,...


Mar 12, 2018

Famous-for-being-famous celebrity Paris Hilton has been releasing music since 2006, and one her more recent singles, “Good Time,” is exactly as good as you would expect a song of that title by Paris Hilton to be. Along the way we discuss her connection to the president, Steve rages against everything Paris stands...


Mar 5, 2018

Baywatch star and German folk hero David Hasselhoff has also had a thriving music career, but is his hit song about propositioning 3 young women to get into his car a little out of touch with the current social climate? Along the way we discuss how this song has a connection with ending the Cold War, and later on we...