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The Songtopsy Report

Jul 31, 2018

Special guest Ian Brodsky joins this week's episode to help us break down the original hit song from the Austrian Dance Dance Revolution knock-off video game "Dance! It's Your Stage." Is this pop song simply about warning mothers that their daughters are secret harlots on the weekends? Or, as we uncover, is it...


Jul 23, 2018

Happy shark week! And what better way to celebrate than by diving (pun definitely intended) into the best rap song about genetically modified mutant sharks ever written? We discuss the never-even-charted hit single by LL Cool J and along the way Mike develops his theory of Shark Jesus and Nick and Steve break down the...


Jul 16, 2018

The Vans Warped Tour is dying this very summer, and perennial groups like Brokencyde have its blood on their hands. We dive into the incel anthem by Crunkologists Se7en and Mikl, and along the way Mike provides lessons on dancefloor etiquette and Nick reaches a critical breaking point- as in me, *I* reach a critical...


Jul 9, 2018

It's amazing what a metal band consisting of lawyers can do with a $60 pocket camera and a rudimentary knowledge of Arthurian mythology. We dive into the voted-worst-of-2011 viral metal hit "The King That Never Was" by Alternate Reality, and along the way Steve reveals some of his upcoming wedding plans and Mike...