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The Songtopsy Report

Mar 19, 2019

We dive into the almost universally-acknowledged worst song of the 80's on this week's totally rockin' episode. "We Built This City" has a legacy that precedes itself, but we dig a little deeper and get to the bottom of some of the most lingering questions this song has brought up, such as; why does nobody seem to know...


Sep 3, 2018

An 8 minute long opus chronicling the horrors of premarital sex? That is also inexplicably a popular wedding song? We investigate this Meat Loaf classic on this week's episode, and along the way Steve pitches his unwritten Meat Loaf musical (involving vampires), Mike discusses the pitfalls of car sex, and Nick figures...


Apr 23, 2018

We hope you love microtones and the word “rattlesnake,” because you will be hearing nothing but those two things in this week’s episode. We dissect the stupefyingly prolific psychedelic rock band's hit song all about…rattlesnakes, and along the way dive into a little music theory lesson and discover why King...


Apr 9, 2018

Almost-Senator Kid Rock released THE anthem for all the midnight glancers and chicks with beepers back in 1998, but little did we know at the time that the lyrics were actually just policy platforms for a politically-minded maverick! We dive into Kid Rock’s alarming past and even more alarming present, and along the...


Jul 4, 2017

You’ll need a long shower after this one. We gather evidence for this crime-scene of a song by pants-pooping patriot Ted Nugent. Nick discusses how Ted Nugent's plan to marry an underage girl is eerily similar to Count Olaf's plot in A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Mike digs himself into a very deep...