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The Songtopsy Report

Oct 22, 2019

You may know Aqua primarily from their “Barbie Girl” global hit, but you may not have heard their spookier, but still very europop-y dance hit all about getting murdered on Halloween. We dissect Mike’s favorite childhood band and along the way the Songtopsy Crap-o-meter takes a few hits of its own...


Aug 19, 2019

For our 100th episode we tackle the one song that has the most empirical, measurable evidence of how bad it is ever written. Along with this damning information Steve relates the story of the time Bieber abandoned his pet monkey at a German airport, Nick relates the story of his first love, and Mike gives his dad some...


Jul 15, 2019

That moment when Sisqó fell to his knees in 1999 and BEGGED to be shown 'that thong' was a watershed moment for all of us, and 20 years after it was first released we break down what exactly Sisqó was trying to say with lyrics like "dumps like a truck."

*Slight correction*: while Sisqó was 19 when he first wrote the...


May 13, 2019

It's 20 years old and is described as an"unkillable" song, so how can we dissect it??? This week we try, as we dive into the countlessly covered, parodied, licensed, remixed, reinterpreted hit song that is simply a part of our lives at this point. Along the way we shed some light on the songwriting process for "All...


Mar 11, 2019

Robin Thicke hates blurred lines about as much as we hate songs in which a 'The Masked Singer' judge creeps on women in a club and calls them animals. We dissect this insanely popular song written by...Marvin Gaye? And along the way Mike educates Nick and Steve on da club etiquette, Nick reveals some of the...