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The Songtopsy Report

Jul 21, 2020

How did Ludacris, Ozzy’s guitarist, and Chad Kroeger all end up in the same place with a bunch of Canadian f#&kboys at the Hard Rock in Vegas surrounded by half-naked gyrating women? We attempt to figure that out as we dissect the hit song “Porn Star Dancing” by the short lived rock band My Darkest Days


Jun 16, 2020

Everybody loves Faith No More, right? Then why does nobody talk about the fact that the prolific rock band released one of the weirdest, most avant-garde mainstream albums of the 90's? On this week's episode Mike dives into the most bizarre moments from Angel Dust, from crack Hitlers, to white trash soliloquies,...


Jan 28, 2020

After dancing around them for years, we finally dive into Nickelback on this week's episode with what is unequivocally their worst song that doesn't rhyme with "shmrotograph." Along the way we shed some light on frontman Chad "Freddy" Kroeger's sordid past (including that one time he almost got a man castrated), and...


Mar 19, 2019

We dive into the almost universally-acknowledged worst song of the 80's on this week's totally rockin' episode. "We Built This City" has a legacy that precedes itself, but we dig a little deeper and get to the bottom of some of the most lingering questions this song has brought up, such as; why does nobody seem to know...


Sep 3, 2018

An 8 minute long opus chronicling the horrors of premarital sex? That is also inexplicably a popular wedding song? We investigate this Meat Loaf classic on this week's episode, and along the way Steve pitches his unwritten Meat Loaf musical (involving vampires), Mike discusses the pitfalls of car sex, and Nick figures...