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The Songtopsy Report

Jun 23, 2020

We get (American) biblical on this week's episode on the hit song "The Champion" by Vegas-showman-meets-televangelist Carman. Over the course of this 9 minute spoken-word opus Jesus, Satan, and Al Capone (no, seriously) meet in an intergalactic colosseum to box each other for..reasons, and we attempt to figure out what...


May 26, 2020

We dissect Fergie's anglophile anthem to London Bridge (not to be confused with Tower Bridge, like Fergie does) on this week's episode. Along the way Nick exhaustively researches the history of the bridge itself, Mike discusses the 'awkward naked dance' part of a Zoom date, and Steve explains the importance of...


Oct 22, 2019

You may know Aqua primarily from their “Barbie Girl” global hit, but you may not have heard their spookier, but still very europop-y dance hit all about getting murdered on Halloween. We dissect Mike’s favorite childhood band and along the way the Songtopsy Crap-o-meter takes a few hits of its own...


Aug 19, 2019

For our 100th episode we tackle the one song that has the most empirical, measurable evidence of how bad it is ever written. Along with this damning information Steve relates the story of the time Bieber abandoned his pet monkey at a German airport, Nick relates the story of his first love, and Mike gives his dad some...


Jul 15, 2019

That moment when Sisqó fell to his knees in 1999 and BEGGED to be shown 'that thong' was a watershed moment for all of us, and 20 years after it was first released we break down what exactly Sisqó was trying to say with lyrics like "dumps like a truck."

*Slight correction*: while Sisqó was 19 when he first wrote the...